If UK Royal Wedding Was Planned By Indian Filmmaker...

If UK royal wedding was planned by Indian filmmaker...A Hitlist reader sent us this stating that if the recent wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton had been planned by Indian filmmakers, it would be as follows...

The Yash Chopra version: The royal couple romancing in the Swiss Alps. Cut to Mr Middleton saying Jaa puttar jaa.. jee le apni zindagi!!"

The Karan Johar version: Prince William steps out of a chopper and sprints towards Buckingham Palace! All of London (dressed in Manish Malhotra's saris) dances to Shava Shava!

The Bhansali version: Lavish sets, tacky wigs, heavily orchestrated songs and the colours black and blue!

The SOORAJ BARJATYA version: Queen Elizabeth plays the harmonium while Prince Harry breaks into a gig to Joote Do Paise Lo.

The Ram Gopal Verma version: William kills Harry by chopping off his neck with a butcher's knife, for having a secretive affair with Kate and then does an item number with Priyanka Kothari and Urmila Matondkar!

The Ekta Kapoor version: William and Kate go for their honeymoon, but in their room looms the spirit of Diana! They didn't know it... but it was a threesome!

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Mallika Sherawat Met Barak Obama Once Again

Mallika Sherawat meets Obama once againMallika Sherawat once again met Barack Obama at Saturday night's White House Correspondents' dinner.

The starlet wore a white gown designed by Shahab Durazi on the occasion.

Madame M had also met the US President last month during his campaign visit in Hollywood. She is said to have spoken about her film Politics of Love, Barack.

Obama had told her invite him to the film's premiere! This time, however, the pics have her at a distance from the President.

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Shor In The City Movie Review

Shor In The CityStarring: Tusshar Kapoor, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Sundeep Kishan, Pitobash Tripathy, Nikhil Diwedi, Preeti Desai, Radhika Apte, Girika Oak

Directed by Raj Nidimoru, Krishna DK

Rating: ****

I saw the future of Hindi cinema. And it’s got a name. Shor In The City. They say Mumbai never goes to sleep.

Catching the restless on-the-edge mood of a city and its people who refuse to fall off that edge of the hurling local train that takes thousands of destinies every day to their work and then back home, Shor throws forward the kind of seductive cinema that makes you think about the quality of life we all lead, irrespective of the city that we occupy, or rather, the city that occupies us.

Mumbai, in co-directors Raj Nidimoru and Krishna DK’s scheme of things, is that giant monster that consumes everything that moves.

The characters are all casualties of that traffic-jam freedom that comes to a commuter stranded in the middle of a highway in a car with nowhere to go and nothing to do with time than to spend it in idle retrospection (with or without music playing in the background).

The mood of this tense clenched and thoroughly gripping humane thriller is so spiritedly Mumbai-centric you applaud the director’s vision after the last shot of the work swishes by.

The rapid movements of images of extreme emotional crises and the ensuing violence, are so skillfully put forward you don’t feel you are being manipulated into staying riveted to the screen. You flow with the frenzied pace of a people whose lives are out of control.

Shor In The City pins you down to its brilliant screenplay from the first frame when we see the three waylaid youngsters Tusshar, Nikhil Diwedi and Pitobash negotiate the crowded streets of Mumbai in search of prey. The characters work both as predators and as victims. They feel the gun gives them the right of way when in fact the traffic snarl of life has got them by their balls.

There are three protagonists with their ‘Mumbai’ stories to tell. Sawan (Sundeep Kishan) wants to play national-level cricket. Tilak (Tusshar) wants to give up a life of crime to focus on reading and housekeeping (in that order).

But the most interesting strand in the lucid lineup of conflicted characters is the NRI Abhay (Sendhil Ramamurthy) whose dreams of setting up his own business in the city are turned into a nightmare by goons who muscle into his work- place and life with menacing insidiousness.

The interaction between the NRI and the goons is chilling to the core. So real because they are sound so unrehearsed. Abhay’s lapse into a life that he had probably left behind, is charted in a zigzag of humour and irony.

The pace is so relentless, we don’t even get a chance to applaud the even narration that defines these jagged lives as they hurl towards a karma that we are not allowed to guess. The co-directors succeed in remaining many steps ahead of the audience.

The masterly editing (Ashmith Kunder) and the moody earthy cinematography (Tushar Kanti Ray) aids the director in building a conflagration of compelling montages that add up to a climax that doesn’t quite add-up…and rightly so. There are no neat conclusions to these lives that are stuck in their desperate bid to escape their karma.

Karma, the theme song tells you, is a bitch. Watching the people who move through their designated anguish with such furious fluency, you have to agree with the opinion that destiny deals a bitchy blow to most working-class people in the cities.

Shor In The City is a work suffused in an inspiring glory. The characterization is so precise and the dialogues so perfectly attuned to the minds and hearts of the characters you wonder which came first. The people in the film. Or the film itself.

I have not seen a film so filled with credible performances in a while. Even the smallest cameo is done by the perfect face and personality. Whom do we single out without doing injustice to the rest?

But yes, Tusshar as the bad-boy finding salvation in books and wife gives an interesting spin to his character. This is a far cry from his over-the-top Golmaal escapades. Nikhil Diwedi and newcomer Pitobash as Tusshar’s accomplices are entirely in tune with their characters blending so well with the milieu you are sure no one gave any of these actors a second glance on the streets of Mumbai where the script often ventures out.

Sundeep Kishan as the boy who wants to play cricket and get married brings a certain simplicity to the tangled goings-on. You could say he’s the voice of innocence in the cacophony of selfserving diabolism. Among the female characters Radhika Apte as Tusshar’s simple but strong wife reminded me of Tabu in Viraasat.

There are stand-out cameos by Amit Mistry (as a street goonda who specializes in organizing dharnas), Zakir Hussain (as an extortionist) and several other actors who bleed a brilliance into the plot for just fleeting moments before vanishing into the crowds of Mumbai.

Yes, the city has been savage and inviting before in the cinema of Raj Kumar Santoshi and Ram Gopal Varma. But never so funny. There’s a moment when a little boy whose foot Tuushar thinks has been blown away by a mistimed bomb, stands and dances in the Ganpati visarjan.

That moment defines the cutting edge of the humour in Shor In The City. If Mumbai is troubled by violence and greed it survives so splendidly because it never takes its problems to heart.

Don’t miss this outstanding ode to the city of dreams, goons, guns and glory.

Salman Khan Broke Kissing Record, Got 108 Kissed In A Minute.

Salman breaks kissing record, gets kissed 108 times!Salman Khan attempted to break a record for most kisses received on the hand in a minute on Guinness World Records -- Ab India Todega.

The previous record for the stunt was set by an actor from Japan who received 87 kisses.

To break this record, Sallu was joined by 25 young girls who were thrilled to have the opportunity to kiss the superstar. They managed to kiss him 108 times in a minute, breaking the Guinness world record!

Maybe Salman should now star in the male version of Katrina's famous song -- Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me. Wot say?

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Zayed Got In A Spat With DJ Ryan

Zayed gets in a spat with DJ Ryan at bro-in-law`s clubZayed Khan squabbles with disc jockey at bro-in-law's club

A few nights ago, Zayed Khan got into a verbal spat with DJ Ryan Beck. The two were partying at a Worli nightspot owned by DJ Aqueel Ali, Zayed's brother-in law.

An eyewitness recounts how it went down: "ZK walked in post midnight with a bunch of guy friends.

Ryan was there with his friends. A few drinks down, the actor and the disc jockey began chatting. In a short while, they were seen arguing when Beck made an unflattering remark on Zayed's career.

Name-calling followed and there would have been a scuffle right then and there had Aqueel not come and sorted the two out."

Short-tempered

Notes the onlooker, "Had happened a few years ago Zayed, who used to be famously short-tempered would have used his fists do the talking.

Says ZK, "I don't do that anymore. I have mellowed down now. Ryan is a dear friend. We had a small argument but we sorted it out."

Ryan admits to the argument, but adds, "It was a friendly argument." What led to it? "That I will leave between us, " he replies, denying that he ridiculed the actor in any way.

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Imran Khan's Extremely BOLD Lovemaking Scene

Imran Khan`s extremely bold lovemaking sceneBollywood actor Imran Khan, known for his chocolate boy looks and romantic side, has shot for an extremely bold lovemaking scene for his forthcoming crime and sex comedy "Delhi Belly".

After this, many feel that the 28-year-old, who married his longtime girlfriend Avantika Malik in January, will be seen as the new bad boy in tinsel town.

"In previous movies, there there have been suggestions and gestures to show a newcomer girl going down on a man. However, never before this has been the case with a hero. Imran is doing the boldest scene ever," said a source close to the actor.

Releasing July 1, "Delhi Belly" has been produced by Aamir Khan, and features an ensemble cast including Kunal Roy Kapoor, Poorna Jagannathan, Vir Das and Shenaz Treasurywala. The film is about three friends living together in a bachelor's pad in the capital.

Director Abhinay Deo says the movie is definitely for the "urban class".

"'Delhi Belly' is in English, actually Hinglish - it is 80 percent in English and 20 percent in Hindi. It is primarily meant for the youth, or may I say for the young at heart who still have a sense of humour. It will be liked by people who don't mind accepting a few things about the urban society, and those who have a good sense of humour," Deo told.

Anushka Sharma Miffed With Ranvir Due to Sonakshi?

Anushka miffed with Ranveer due to Sonakshi? Ranveer Singh and Anushka Sharma around 9 pm on Sunday in a white car at Juhu Scheme, near Amitabh Bachchan's house.

The Band Baaja Baraat actor was wearing a hat and it appeared that Anushka was a bit miffed as he was trying to please her.

PS: It was her birthday... maybe he did not get her the right stuff and she was cross? Tee hee.

Meanwhile Sonakshi, says Khamosh with a smile

Mrs Chubul Pandey aka Dabaang Sonakshi was in town to launch a magazine.

While the lady made a quick exit from the launch after a photo op with lens men and news channels camera crew.

A young daring fan asked her about her rumoured relationship with a bollywood actor. The lady choose to answer the question with a dazzling smile.

Now the man didn't get his answer but the memory of that smile is going to haunt him for days.

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Kajol Is Back With FULL Hotness..

Kajol is back!Kajol returns to ad shoots, busy as ever, after a maternity break

After taking a break to look after her second-born Yug, Kajol Devgn has been shooting round-the-clock for her multiple brand endorsements.

Limited work

Says a source, "For a month now, Kajol has been shooting every week for her eight brands back-to-back.

They have all renewed their contracts with her. The brands waited for her to return as they feel that Kajol has unmatched credibility.

Post the birth of her son Yug on September 13 last year, she was clear that she wanted to wait till March 2011 before shooting again."

She told her brand manager that family was her first priority. "Even now, she only works weekdays and keeps the weekends free for family commitments.

Husband Ajay Devgn also doesn't shoot on Sundays too."

Apart from existing brands, Kajol has also signed two new brands; one's a lifestyle brand. "She's still very choosy about her choices.

She looks at the creative aspects very carefully and gives high consideration to the creatives before signing the brand."

Mysterious girl

Manish Malhotra who styles all Kajol's outfits for her films and endorsements says, "Though she is not fussy about her look or outfits, she does say what she is comfortable with.

Sometimes, Kajol makes an effort and sometimes she makes less effort it all depends on her. Also there is a trust level as we've been working together since 1994."

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Sonakshi & Salman Khan's Link Up Rumours

Sonakshi livid over link-up rumours with Salman KhanSalman Khan is notorious for calling a spade a spade. Then again, he's a superstar who couldn't care less.

Now when one-film-old actress Sonakshi Sinha spouts what suspiciously sounds like something her mentor Sallu would say, you know her 'inspiration'.

When asked about her link-up with Salman on Twitter, she sneers, "Writing crap about others puts food on their plates. What's there. They're answerable only to 1 person. N that's karma ;)"

The Dabangg Khan can get away with unkind words. How long before your words (and karma) comes back to bite you, Sona?

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Deepika & Karan On Koffee

It got awkward with Deepika, after her Koffee With Karan: Ranbir KapoorRanbir Kapoor, who features on the cover of this month's GQ, has spoken about Deepika Padukone and Sonam Kapoor. Here's an extract from the accompanying interview...

On being a womaniser: "Right now it's like I'm being linked left, right and centre. I open the paper and I'm actually dreading it sometimes.

Jesus Christ, you know? I'm 28 years old, I work hard, I'm fairly successful at my job and I'm attracted to women."

On Deepika: "With Deepika it was just kind of strange, because after she gave certain interviews post our break-up or that episode on Koffee With Karan, it got really awkward.

Deepika must be having some angst against me, which she probably took out through this interview. But I still respect her, I still like her, I still feel she's a really nice girl."

On Sonam: "I really have nothing to say about because she was just my co-star and I think she said a few things which she really didn't need to."

On relationships: "I don't believe in casual relationships. I don't believe in one-night stands. But I'm not really looking to date someone."

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

Katrina Went For A Lunch Date With Salman

Katrina-Salman go on a lunch dateThe exes met professionally and were cordial to each other

Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif met yesterday for the photo shoot of Kabir Khan's next, a Yash Raj film, followed by lunch at Salman's place.

An insider reveals, "The photo shoot happened in the compound of Khan's home Galaxy Apartments. After the wrap-up, he invited Kat to join him for lunch at his place.

The actress is very close to Sallu's family and has been a regular at his place. She immediately agreed. There was no discomfort or awkwardness between them."

The couple split a year ago and was last seen at an award function in February.

Sources close to Katrina take pains to point out that the meeting was "purely professional" and that Sallu and she are "not getting back together". Okay, then!

UPDATE

"Kabir Khan's film is tentatively titled Ek Tha Tiger, contrary to the rumoured title Sher Khan," reveals the source.

Courtesy: Mid-Day.com

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